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All about putting steak on Wally Grout's eyes

During the Lord's Test in 1961, Australian wicket-keeper Wally Grout greeted the Duke of Edinburgh with a black eye.

"Look after that eye. I suggest you put some steak on it.", said the Duke.

Grout, as usual, came back with a stunner, "We eat all our steak, sir."